Inday Jokes

Two very important things to do in the morning:
1. Magdasal kasi buhay ka.
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2. Mag-toothbrush para mabuhay naman ang iba!!

Posted on February 1st, 2008 by admin
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A plane is about to crash!
A frantic virgin strips off and said:
“Can any one make me feel like a wife before I die?”
so, a man takes off his clothes and says:
“Paki plantsa.”

Posted on January 8th, 2008 by admin
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“Pinapaikot mo lang ako. Nagsasawa na ako. Mabuti pa patayin mo nalang ako.” -electric fan
“Hala! Sige, magpakasasa ka! Alam ko naman na ktawan ko lang ang habol mo.” - hipon
“Ayoko na! pag nagmahal, palagi nalang nagagalit. Wala na ba akong karapatang magmahal?” - gasolina
“Ginawa ko naman lahat para sumaya ka ah. Mahirap ba talagang makuntento […]

Posted on November 17th, 2007 by admin
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Sa elevator, my kasakay akong kano. Pababa kami ng ground floor.
Huminto kami sa 4th floor at pag bukas, may pinoy, tinanung ako:
“Bababa ba?”
sinagot ko:
“Bababa.”
Pumasok yung Pinoy.
Pagsara ng elevator, the american curiously asked:
“Did you guys just had a conversation?”

Posted on September 24th, 2007 by admin
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Kung isagul ang Tide ug Surf powder…
Mubula kaha?
Think!
Answer?
Dili. Kabalo ka ngano?
Kay wala may tubig

Posted on September 23rd, 2007 by admin
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