Overnight inaral ng amo ni Inday ang dictionary para may pangtapat
siya kay Inday.
Amo: So Inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a
mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?
Inday: Una camarera? Eres tan pathetic. La unica razon que inscribi tu
casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa cuasi-agradable.
Quisiera […]
Posted on January 30th, 2008 by admin
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1. Fendi Handbag
2. Balenciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blanihk high heels
4. CHANEL furr coat
5. Ipod Video 80 gig
6. Motorola Razor Dolce and Gabbana edition
7. Sony Bravia Flat Screen Plasma TV
8. Aquamarine Diamond Wristwatch
9. Louis Vuitton Travelling Bag
10. Obagi System Skin Care Line
11. Shisheido Cosmetics
12. One week vacation spree at the Bahamas
- W ish list ni Inday […]
Posted on January 29th, 2008 by admin
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With the upcoming holiday, I forecast travel plans to my hometown so
that I may visit my family. In line with this, may I request that my
financial budget be reviewed so that I may take a portion in advance?
Justification as follows:
for the dual purpose of
(a) finalizing my flight booking
(b) bringing tokens of appreciation to my parent, […]
Posted on January 28th, 2008 by admin
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Name: Inocencia Binayubay
Age: 18
Parents: Aling Seling and Mang Andoy
Siblings: Iying 13, Itoy 8, Iking 5
Educ: College - La Salle Zobel 2nd yr
Educ: HS - P. Gomez High School (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Educ: Elem - Sta. Monica Elem. School (Valedictorian, Best in Dancing)
Work Experience: 3 yrs, Household Service Manager […]
Posted on January 27th, 2008 by admin
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I thought I was dead. I must have been in a near-death experience. I
believed I survived to tell the world that we are not just a bunch of
household slaves, but persons of dignity and character
- Si Inday, matapos makarecover sa coma
Posted on January 26th, 2008 by admin
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San Pedro: Inday, ba’t ka namatay?
Inday: Oh that wretched, low-life “hold-uper”. That bullet have damaged the blood vessels in my brain which caused severe hemorrhage and brought me to a state of hypovolemic shock. Adding insult to injury are those incompetent doctors and nurses who weren’t able to help me, bringing me to face […]
Posted on January 25th, 2008 by admin
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I was shot by a 9mm bullet in the head damaging my entire skull, leading to my death and stopping me from speaking english that has brought rest to people’s radical nose-bleeding.
- In loving memory of Inday
Posted on January 24th, 2008 by admin
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Inday: I pity you for you have degraded your very own pride and
dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth, and
I hope that one day you’ll realize that you should not use humans as
means of your ends. As what the great philosopher Kant uttered, “treat
a man as an end in itself.
Holdaper: Shut […]
Posted on January 23rd, 2008 by admin
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Nurture others with positive, truthful words, not words that hurt. It
doesn’t cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what
you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of
the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at
least be generous with your words.
- Yan ang […]
Posted on January 22nd, 2008 by admin
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Amo 1: Inday, ano gamit mo sa katawan mo, ang kinis mo kasi eh?
Amo 2: Siguro gumagamit ka nang Papaya.
Amo 1: Baka naman kalamansi?
Inday (Babanat na naman): No!
“Only Belo touches my skin, who touches yours?”
Posted on January 21st, 2008 by admin
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