Inday Jokes

and other interesting stories

Introducing Manang

” Ang batayan ng pagiging mahusay na kasambahay ay hindi masusukat sa kakayahan sa isang mahusay na pakikipagtalastasan gamit ang pananalitang banyaga. Sa halip, ito’y masusuri sa kakayahang gampanan ang pangkalahatang gawain at pagsisilbi sa taong pinaglilingkuran. Wala sa salita kundi sa gawa!”
- Si Manang, ang bagong katunggali ni Inday!

Sa Elevator

Sa elevator, my kasakay akong kano. Pababa kami ng ground floor.
Huminto kami sa 4th floor at pag bukas, may pinoy, tinanung ako:
“Bababa ba?”
sinagot ko:
“Bababa.”
Pumasok yung Pinoy.
Pagsara ng elevator, the american curiously asked:
“Did you guys just had a conversation?”

Tulips

“There are tulips in the street,
there are tulips in the park.
But nothing compares to our two lips
meeting in the dark”
- pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday

Keeping Busy

Donya: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?
Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doin’ absolutely nothin’.
-Iba talaga si Inday!

The Budget

P500 - sun plan subscription
P1800 - glutathione 30 capsules
P600 - Olay Total Effects
P1500 - Crocs flip flops
P2000 - for mama
- Binudget ni Inday ang sweldo niya..

Bakit Kulang ang Sukli Inday?

Amo: Inday, bakit kulang ang sukli na ibinigay mo?
Inday: Hmmm… The person from the selling entity might have experienced memory deficiency due to the difficulty in concentrating and that lack of concentration lead to forgetfulness in giving the excess monetary equivalent due from the purchased item.
Amo: I think I’m gonna faint!
-found circulating in text messages

Tide ug Surf

Kung isagul ang Tide ug Surf powder…
Mubula kaha?
Think!
Answer?
Dili. Kabalo ka ngano?
Kay wala may tubig

Ngano Ni-tsabaw Si Junior

Amo: Inday, nganu gipasagdan man nimo si Junior nga pirti man ning tsabaw?
Inday: Sir, according to Erik Erikson’s psychosocial theory of growth and development, toddlers normally exhibit temper tantrums to express emotions such as anxiety. And the best intervention is to ignore the situation. However, one should provide safety to avoid danger during their tantrums.
Amo: […]

Pinapamalengke si Inday

Amo: Inday, bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. Ay, oo nga pala, inglesera kana pala ngayon. Would you please buy many fishes for this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term “fishes, although rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said aquatic creatures.
But, […]