Wondering where to look  for a very strong magnet for free? Well if you have any scrap and damaged hard disk, destroy it.. wreck it.. and open it.. =D On the disk, there are two very strong magnet inside which can be removed.

It is a very strong magnet that if you stick them both together, you will have a very hard time separating it. I did use some tools just to separate them both because it is impossible doing it by bare hands. Try sticking them both, and you’ll regret it.

-FunFacts-

You were having a great day in your private plane. Drinking champagne with a beautiful masseuse. -What If- .. May Day.. May Day.. the captain exclaimed.. and right after then, the engine exploded.. The plane went low in altitude and suddenly you saw a power line.. you jumped and hang on the very topmost wire..

Will you be able to get electrocuted and fried like a Banana-Q with hairs standing like TIMONE & PUMBA??

Well NO.. there are no sources of ground if you will be hanged by the power line..
-FunFacts- try it yourself

Ants.. they are so very strong.. They can lift almost 100X their own size.. hehe.. But -What If- they can grew bigger and take over our universe.. So huge that we humans could look like ants for them..  Will they can be able to bring carnage to all of human kind?? Can they take over the entire galaxy and treat everybody else like ants??

Well NO… their legs will break because it cannot withstand the weight of their body if they become large..
-FunFacts-

We all know that Neil Armstrong is the first man to step on the moon. During the time of our fathers, the NASA launched a movie that they really did went to the moon. That was when the “Race to Outer Space” era is still at large. But did you ever wonder who is the second person in the moon or may be the last one?

Well heres some facts.. NOBODY and NO ONE can ever go to the moon. There is a ray of radiation that no suit can withstand. Maybe the cockroaches do, but they can’t fly a shuttle so thats a big problem. The video that was released was really filmed, but not on the moon.. perhaps in the HOLLYWOOD?? There are so many evidences that proves those picture was not taken in the moon. Here are some -FunFacts-

First, the Shadows.. The only closest source of light in outer space is the Sun. So therefore, why does Neil have three shadows on that pictures?? Maybe a cockroach uses a flashlight on him..

Second, the Flag.. Wow look at the flag!! its waving like we were having a flag ceremony. Why do astronauts wear those suits? Because there is no air nor wind in outer space!! Maybe the cockroaches blew the flag.. perhaps..

Third, the Gravity.. Neil keeps on kicking those sand. But why does it fall the same way it falls here on earth? The gravity in the moon is a lot smaller compared here on earth… Ohh the cockroaches.. maybe they are riding the sand which makes it a lot heavier..

-FunFacts- brought to you by Cockroaches

Sa mata ng isang boss, may isang dosenang klase lang ng empleyado
 
CLOWNS - ang official kenkoy ng office. May mga one-liner na gumigising sa lahat kapag nagkakaantukan na. Sabi ng ilang boss, eto raw yung mga KSP sa office na dahil hindi naman matalino, o kadalasang matalino na tamad lang, eh dinadaan na lang sa patawa ang pagpapapansin. Pero aaminin ko, walang opisinang walang ganito, at kung meron man, magigigng malaking sakripisyo ang pagpasok sa work araw-araw.
 
GEEKS - mga taong walang pakialam sa mundo. Papel, boss, at computer lang ang iniintindi. Kahit na mainit na ang ulo ng boss at bad trip, ang mga geeks ang walang takot na lumalapit sa boss at nagtatanong kung mag-iiba ang  result ng entry kung isa-substitute ang value ng debit sa credit.
 
HOLLOW MAN - may 2 uri ng H.M. virus, ang Type A at Type B. Ang type A ay  ang empleyado na madalas na invisible sa office, bakante ang upuan, madalas absent. Ang type B naman ang pumapasok sa office bagamat present eh inivisible naman ang work, at hollow ang utak.
 
SPICE GIRLS (BOYS?) - barkadahan ng mga magkaka-ibigang babae mahilig gumimik, sabay-sabay pero laging late na pumapasok. Madalas na may hawak na hairbrush at songhits [ngiyeh! how jologs!-gbs]. Pag pinagawan mo ng group works, sila ang madalas na magkaka-grupo.
 
DA GWAPINGS - ang male counterpart ng Spice Girls, isinilang para magpa-cute. Konti lang ang members nito, 2-3 lang para mas pansin ang  bawat  isa. Tulad ng Spice Girls, kadalasang puro Hair Gel lang ang laman ng utak  ng mga Da Gwapings.
 
CELEBRITIES - Politicians, Athletes, Performers. Politician ang mga  palaban na empleyado na mas nag-aalala pa sa kalagayan ng kompanya at mga kapwa empleyado kesa sa performance. Athletes ang ilang ‘varsitarians’ na kung gaano kabilis pumasok eh ganon kabagal mag-work. Performers naman ang mga empleyado na kaya lang yata pumapasok eh para makasayaw, kumanta, at makatula sa stage kapag organizational day. Sa pangkalahatan, ang mga celebs ay matindi ang PR, pero mababa ang IQ.

GUINNESS - mga record holders pagdating sa persistence. Pilit pinupunan ang mga kakulangan sa katalinuhan. Sila ang mga kadalasang nagtatagumpay sa  buhay. Masinop sa work. Mabilis mag-work, kahit na laging
mali.
 
LEATHER GOODS - mga empleyadong maling uri ng determinasyon meron. Laging determinado ang mga ito sa harapang pangungupit, bulgarang pandaraya, at palagiang pagpapalapad ng papel sa boss. Talo ang mga buwaya sa pakapalan.
 
WEIRDOS - mga problematic employee, misunderstood daw, kadalasang  tinatawag na black sheep ng office. May kanya-kanya silang katangian, konti ang kaibigan, madalas mapaaway, mababa ang evaluation, at boss’s enemy.
 
MGA ANAK NI RIZAL - Ang mga Endangered Species kumbaga. Straight ‘A’ employees pero well rounded at hindi geeks. Boss’s pet pero hindi sipsip. Busy sa work pero may oras pa rin sa extra-curricular activities, at gimiks.. Hanep!
 
BOB ONGS - Mga medjo matino na may sayad…
 
COMMONERS - mga generic na member ng class. Kulang sa individuality, at katangiang umuukit sa isipan. Hindi sila agad napapansin ng boss pag absent, at sa paglipas ng panahon, sila ang mga taong nakakalimutan ng mga boss at co-employees nila.

Saan kaya ako dun? O ikaw kaya? Bahala na kayo kung humusga.

How To Stay Young

1. Throw out nonessential numbers.
This includes age, weight and height.
Let the doctors worry about them.
That is why you pay them.
 
2. Keep only cheerful friends.
The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this In mind if you are one of those grouches.)

3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle. “An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.”
And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s!
 
4. Enjoy the simple things.

5. Laugh often, long and loud.
Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh,
spend lots and lots of time with HIM / HER.
6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is yourself.
LIVE while you are alive.
 
7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it’s family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.  

8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
 
9. Don’t take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to the next country,
to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is.

10. Tell the people you love
that you love them, at every opportunity.

1. The sign in a flower shop in Diliman called Petal Attraction

2. Barber shop called Felix The Cut

3. A bakery named Bread Pitt

4. Fast-food place selling ‘maruya’ (banana fritters) called Maruya Carey

5. Then, there are Christopher Plumbing

6. A boutique called The Way We Wear

7. A video rental shop called Leon King Video Rental

8. A restaurant in Cainta district of Rizal called Caintacky Fried Chicken

9. A local burger restaurant called Mang Donald’s

10. A dough nut shop called MacDonuts

11. Then there are also Kini Rogers

-There are also many signs with either badly chosen or misspelled words but they are usually so entertaining that it would be a mistke to correct them like-

12. In a restaurant in Baguio City, the ’summer capital’ of the Philippine: “Wanted: Boy Waitress”

13. On a highway in Pampanga: “We Make Modern Antique Furniture”

14. On the window of a photography shop in Cabanatuan: “We Shoot You While You Wait”

15. And on the glass front of a cafe in Panay Avenue in Manila: “Wanted: Waiter, Cashier, Washier”.

-Some of the notices can even give a wrong impression such as-

16. A shoe store in Pangasinan which has a sign saying: “We Sell Imported Robber Shoes”

17. A rental property sign in Jaro reads: “House for Rent, Fully Furnaced” (must be really hot inside)

18. City in southern Philippines which said: “Adults: 1 peso; Child: 50 centavos; Cadavers: fare subject to negotiation”.

19. Two competing shops selling hopia (a Chinese pastry) called Holland Hopia and Poland Hopia (owned by Mr. Ho and Mr. Po respectively.

20. Simple unintentional erros in syntax - House Fersallarend’ (house for sale or rent). why use five words when two will do?

-FunFacts-

These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.

———————————————-

ATTORNEY: This Myasthenia Gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does i affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget.

ATTORNEY : You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?

—————————————

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?”

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS : My name is Susan!

——————————

ATTORNEY: Now, Doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

———————————–

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the twenty-one year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: Uh, he’s twenty-one.

——————————–

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me?

—————————————

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Uh…. I was getting laid!

——————————–

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Are you shittin’ me? Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?

————————————-

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death.

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Now whose death do you suppose terminated it?

———————————

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard.

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Guess.

————————————-

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Would you like to rephrase that?

————————————–

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? what school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral.

———————————————-

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 pm

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy on him!

—————————————-

—And the best for last—

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

———————————-

-FunFacts-

Dear Husband, I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you for good. I’ve been a good woman to you for seven years and I have nothing to show for it. These last two weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you had quit your job today and that was the last straw.
 
Last week, you came home and didn’t notice that I had gotten my hair and nails done, cooked your favorite meal and even wore a brand new negligee. You came home and ate in two minutes, and went straight to sleep after watching the game. You don’t tell me you love me anymore, you don’t touch me or anything. Either you’re cheating or you don’t love me anymore, what ever the case is, I’m gone.
P.S. If you’re trying to find me, don’t. Your BROTHER and I are moving away to
West Virginia together! Have a great life!
 
Your EX-Wife
 
 
———————————————————————–
 
 
Dear Ex-Wife,
 
Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true that you and I have been married for seven years, although a good woman is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch sports so much to try to drown out your constant nagging. Too bad that doesn’t work. I did notice when you cut off all of your hair last week, the first thing that came to mind was “You look just like a man!” My mother raised me to not say anything if you can’t say anything nice. When you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY BROTHER, because I stopped eating pork seven years ago. I went to sleep on you when you had on that new negligee because the price tag was still on it. I prayed that it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed fifty dollars from me that morning and your negligee was $49.99. After all of this, I still loved you and felt that we could work it out. So when I discovered that I had hit the lotto for ten million dollars, I quit my job and bought us two tickets to
Jamaica. But when I got home
you were gone. Everything happens for a reason I guess. I hope you have the filling life you always wanted.
 
My lawyer said with your letter that you wrote, you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.
 
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this but Carl, my brother was born Carla. I hope that’s not a problem.
 
Signed Rich As Hell and Free!